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Every saga has a middle age, and this is what happens when Jay & Silent Bob Get Old.

Kevin and Jen have been married 25 years - which means they have a bunch to bitch about! Watch as a husband and wife detail the ups and downs of being bride and groom!

Kevin Smith and Marc Bernardin passionately discuss the latest and greatest in pop culture.

Join Ralph Garman as he discusses recent celebrity, movie, and other pop culture news.

In an effort to get smarter, Kevin Smith recruits Andy McElfresh for a weekly erudite inquisition into the unknown! Presented in 4 easy to digest chapters! 1) The SCI. 2) The FI. 3) The WHY and 4) The BYE.
 

Kevin Smith, and radio personality-comedian, Ralph Garman, take showbiz head-on with their outrageous views on entertainment news with Hollywood Babble-On. It's the biggest news in pop culture as seen through the uniquely comic prism of Ralph and Kevin's skewed perspective. With its sketches, impressions, jokes, photos, video clips, and audience interaction, Hollywood Babble-On has become the favorite way for smart, hip crowds of all ages to get their showbiz news. It's the irreverent answer to all the plain, boring entertainment shows out there, and its audience just keeps growing.

Host Brian O'Halloran talks to various guests about a variety of subjects.

Say Cheese! Get your camera and join Jason Lee for a hands-on photography class that takes you back to the basics.

On his podcast American Glutton, Ethan sits down with experts to explore the ups and downs of his two-decade journey with weight loss and weight gain, sharing what’s truly worked along the way. Join him for an inspiring chat and a refreshing stroll around the Jewel track as he reflects on the lessons he’s learned over the years.

Warm up those pipes, it's your time to shine! Join host Brian O'Halloran on stage as you belt out all your favorite hits.

*Sign-ups will open prior to the karaoke sessions once we are on board.

Join Trevor Fehrman (actual wine idiot) and Renee Humphrey (actual wine expert) as you enjoy the finer side of the Askewniverse with an exclusive wine tasting.

*Tickets for the tasting will go on sale closer to sailing.

Dive in, misfits! It’s the Askewniverse Belly Flop Showdown, where flailing limbs, epic splashes, and absolutely zero dignity are not just encouraged—they’re required. Channel your inner Jay, Silent Bob, or Mallrats miscreant as you launch yourself off the edge and make waves (literally).

*Sign-ups will open 15 minutes before the competition begins.

Marc will be taking the reins to guide you through a behind-the-scenes peek at what it takes to create this unique and amazing art form.

Andy McElfresh is bringing the Edumacation Pub Quiz from land to sea! Play along with Andy and test your knowledge.

Grab your teammates, bring your brainpower, and get ready for Trivia Night! From pop culture to history, science to random fun facts, no topic is off-limits. Come for the challenge, stay for the laughs, and leave with bragging rights as the ultimate trivia champions!

Roll out your mat and strike a pose, eh—it’s time for Yoga Hosers! Channel your inner Colleen as we flow through a lighthearted practice filled with stretchy moves, big laughs, and maybe even a few warrior poses to fend off those pesky Bratzis.

Liberty Tattoo is back on board and helping you make memories that will literally last a lifetime.

*Sign-ups will happen on board; no need to make reservations ahead of time. 

Kevin has something very special planned for you! This year he is creating exclusive scripts just for Cruise Askewers that will only be read on board!
 

Kevin and Jason wouldn't set sail without bringing Mooby's along! Head to the back of Deck 12 to grab some famous Hater Tots or a Moo-burger, a cocktail, and enjoy the expansive ocean views as the sea spreads out before you.

Join Kevin and other members of our onboard talent as they lead movie screenings and Q&As!
 

Thanks to your feedback, we're excited to announce that autograph opportunities will be available on Cruise Askew 2! These will be paid experiences, helping us ensure the highest quality and most enjoyable interactions for all guests involved. Stay tuned—more details are coming soon as we fine-tune the process to make it great for everyone!

Please note: sessions will be limited, and we cannot guarantee participation for all attendees.

*Kevin and Jason will not participate, however, a signed item by both of them is included with every booking.

Swing by Mooby’s to pre-game like a true child of the ‘90s, then it’s time to hit the mall—Mallrats style. Throw on your freshest flannel or slap bracelet and wander the ship like it’s the Eden Prairie Mall food court. Bonus points if you’ve got chocolate-covered pretzels handy (just, uh… don’t ask what’s on them). Keep your eyes peeled—because in true Askewniverse fashion, you never know what familiar faces (or loud-mouthed mallrats) might pop up along the way. Snootchie Boochies!

Pull on your finest PJs, grab some snacks, and get cozy for a late-night flick straight outta the Askewniverse vault. Think of it like a slumber party—if your slumber parties featured wisecracking stoners, fourth-wall breaks, and way too many inside jokes. Nothing says “comfort viewing” like kicking back in your jammies with Jay, Silent Bob, and the rest of the gang lighting up the big screen.

Break out the ruffled tuxes, satin gowns, and ironic corsages—it’s time for Prom Night, Askewniverse style! Cruise into the evening ready to spike the punch (not that we’d condone that, wink wink), bust out your best dance moves at Silent Disco, and maybe get your “Promposal” photo snapped by the roaming photographers. Whether you’re here to relive your glory days or rewrite that tragic prom story, this night’s all about big hair, bigger laughs, and one hell of an after-party. And hang tight, the official prom theme will be up to YOU! We’ll open submissions for prom theme ideas soon!