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Calling all Clerks, Mallrats, Funployees and more…Jay and Silent Bob will be hitting the high seas on their very own Cruise Askew! We’re setting sail February 23-26, 2024 from Miami to Nassau, Bahamas aboard the epic Norwegian Pearl with hosts Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, and all their friends.

This 3-day immersive experience will catapult you deep into the Askewniverse with exclusive behind-the-scenes panels, Q&A’s, live podcast recordings, activities with your favorite actors and podcast hosts, movie screenings — the list goes on and on.

Bring your lifemates— let’s do this thing! We hope to see you there. Snoochie Boochies!


For Your Eyeballs & Earballs


  • Friday, February 23
    Port of Miami All Aboard by 3:30pm ET
    (Terminal closes 30 mins prior)
  • Saturday, February 24
    Nassau, Bahamas
    (Arrive: 8:00am, All Aboard: 4:30pm)
  • Sunday, February 25
    Day at Sea
  • Monday, February 26
    Arrive Port of Miami
    (Disembarkation begins around 7:30am ET)

It's Vacation Time, Bitches!

Nassau, Bahamas

Saturday, February 24, 2024

Not only will you be swimming in everything Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, you’ll also be heading to the beautiful beaches in Nassau, Bahamas. Relax in the pristine white sand, sip from a fresh-cut pineapple (with a little kick if you know what I mean), or head out for some shopping, or snorkeling, there are so many things to enjoy in paradise!

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